Threesomes....
Oh god, I suppose this one deserves a write up.

After getting with a new boyfriend (strangely, the one I'm still with now) within a few weeks I found out he'd still been 'secretly' seeing his ex. Now, being female, scorned, and evil, me and the ex teamed up to meet him at his place of work, to surprise him. It worked. He tried to bolt. However... nobody anticipated what would happen later that evening. Cue us trotting off back to his place, bottle of wine in hand, - he was 20-something and still living at home, and having three in a bed fun and games in his bedroom. And then his rather overweight, scary Christian mother walking in. And screaming at us. A lot. And then standing there as we all got dressed, still shouting at us, along the lines of "what do you think you're doing?" and then ushered us out of the house and ordered us to make our way home. We never did find out what kind of a bollocking he got once we left, except he was then banned from having girls in the house after 10pm, and I have never been able to look his mother in the eye since. But the ex is now off the scene, and he has moved out and we now have our own house... with no scary old crazy Christian mothers to watch over us and tell us off for having a threesome. Now, if I were his mother, and he'd bedded two girls, I'd be bloody proud of him, not angry!
( Bathory, Sun 23 Sep 2007, 11:35, Reply)