Being told off as an adultWhen was the last time you were properly told off? You know: treated as an errant child rather than the sophisticated adult you are.
The sort of thing that dredges up an involuntary teenage mumble of "Sorry, Miss" whilst you stare at the ground.
Go on, tell us what childish thing you were up to when you got caught.
Oh, and can we have more than one-line answers this time? Cheers!
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chthonic, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 17:18)
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Re: Mad Cat WomanI had a similar bollocking from one of those nutters.
I took my cat to the vets for her routine shots. Of course, she hates her carrier, the car and the vets so is quite vocal in her displeasure.
So, despite me and the vet's assistant giving her attention in order to calm her down, my cat's having none of it and wailing away as if her tail is on fire.
Into the vets marches this battleaxe carrying one of those humane traps for catching feral cats. She looks me up and down.
"What have you done to it?"
Eh?
"What have you done to your cat?"
Apart from sticking her in that (points at carrier) and brought her here for her shots you mean?
"You must have done something more than that to make her so upset."
Nah, she's always like that isn't she (Said to assistant who nods in agreement)
"Well, (Gets all sniffy) she sounds like she's being mistreated to me."
I laugh at this.
"(Turns to assistant) Right! Where's (name of vet) I want to speak to him immediately."
He's busy right now.
"No matter, I'll just pop in and talk to him (Marches into surgery without knocking)"
(, Mon 24 Sep 2007, 14:00, Reply)
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