Being told off as an adultWhen was the last time you were properly told off? You know: treated as an errant child rather than the sophisticated adult you are.
The sort of thing that dredges up an involuntary teenage mumble of "Sorry, Miss" whilst you stare at the ground.
Go on, tell us what childish thing you were up to when you got caught.
Oh, and can we have more than one-line answers this time? Cheers!
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chthonic, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 17:18)
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Weight lossI lost lots of weight a few years back. It's not that hard. In fact, all you need is willpower and the patented K2k6 diet plan, which is:
Eat less.
Seriously. Halve the size of your portions at mealtimes. Don't eat between meals. If you feel hungry go and have a drink of water. You'll also burn up some fat by having to run to the toilet so often!
A side benefit of losing weight is that your willy appears bigger. Maybe it's just because you can see more of it past your receding gut, and obviously this doesn't apply to women, but still.
Anyone who doesn't agree with any of this can give me a telling off.
[feeble attempt to remain on topic]
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K2k6 has a proper job these days, Mon 24 Sep 2007, 16:18,
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