Being told off as an adultWhen was the last time you were properly told off? You know: treated as an errant child rather than the sophisticated adult you are.
The sort of thing that dredges up an involuntary teenage mumble of "Sorry, Miss" whilst you stare at the ground.
Go on, tell us what childish thing you were up to when you got caught.
Oh, and can we have more than one-line answers this time? Cheers!
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chthonic, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 17:18)
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I tried laxativesTo lose weight.. Worked ok for a while, you cut your meal portions down a bit, as K2K6 suggests, but then you start pissing rusty water out of your arse pretty well permanently.
I lost a stone, but not before my colon was burned like a Vietnamese field covered in Napalm, and I could shit through the eye of a needle without splashing the sides.
No more laxatives for me.. I'll stick to the Valium from now on.
(, Mon 24 Sep 2007, 16:29, Reply)
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