Being told off as an adultWhen was the last time you were properly told off? You know: treated as an errant child rather than the sophisticated adult you are.
The sort of thing that dredges up an involuntary teenage mumble of "Sorry, Miss" whilst you stare at the ground.
Go on, tell us what childish thing you were up to when you got caught.
Oh, and can we have more than one-line answers this time? Cheers!
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chthonic, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 17:18)
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TailgatingI was driving down the M11 very early one morning in my artic, far too close to the artic in front. I was tired, but it isn't an excuse.
Anyhoo, Plod lit me up and pulled me over. Instant acknowledgement of crime and fervent grovelling. He grunted, and then said this:
"Do you carry a picture of a loved one on you, sir?"
"Er, yeah"
"May I see it please?"
Hoick out piccie of LittleScars, who was about 3 then.
"Try and imagine the look on her face when she hears her daddy isn't coming home. Drive safely , Sir".
Size? I could 'ave crept down a mousehole.
(, Mon 24 Sep 2007, 16:45, Reply)
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