Being told off as an adultWhen was the last time you were properly told off? You know: treated as an errant child rather than the sophisticated adult you are.
The sort of thing that dredges up an involuntary teenage mumble of "Sorry, Miss" whilst you stare at the ground.
Go on, tell us what childish thing you were up to when you got caught.
Oh, and can we have more than one-line answers this time? Cheers!
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chthonic, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 17:18)
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Cyclist cnut!Long(ish) story so mmost of it paraphrased:
Walking to work. Waiting at 3 lane 1 way street for lights to change. Standing next to woman with her baby in a buggy. Lights change. Green man. Cross road. Just passing past a big lorry when a cyclist speeds past infront narrowly missing me.
Cyclist stops and starts hurling abuse at me for not looking while I was crossing the road.
Cyclist gets drowned out by an extremely abuseive mother and baby/buggy explaining to her at the top of her voice, using a vocabulary that was 75% "fcuking", "cnut" and "siht", that the traffic lights were red. The Man was green and pedestrians had the right of way. Ended this torrent of abuse with: "If you were just a few fckuing sceonds slower you would of fcuking hit my fcuking baby and at that speed you could of fcuking killed him you sihtting cnut. How would like to start your fcuking day by killing my fcuking son you fcuking shit bagging cnut?"
cyclst stood there with mouth open and I swear I saw tears in her eyes as she walked off.
insert generic abusive length joke here.
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Crap Little Monkey Deathstar, so good they built it twice, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 15:15,
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