Reprimanded by a retard
A couple of months ago at work i was bringing a car around from the back compound out onto the yard. We have a side access way to the street next to the yard but to get to the yard entrance a right turn is required into the street (drive on the same side as the uk here). The traffic often backs up at th lights so you can slip behind it or someone will let you out to check that its clear from the left and go.

This particular day i was doing just that slipping behind the stopped cars , looked to the right and a car was some distance away so i carefully pulled forward to look to the left . The next thing i heard was a horn sounding to my right . A quick glance showed that the car that was miles down the road was now up against my door handle. Two things went through my mind first "shit he must of been travelling at some speed down the street" and "whats your fucking problem ? the traffics stopped any way , the lights are still red"


The horn still keeps sounding as i made my turn . As i looked at the driver my first question was answered. The hand stayed on the horn whilst the other was giving me the fingers . Through the open window angry Nuuuurrrrgh Nuuuuurrrrrgh Nuuurrrgggghhh noises could be heard .


Yes he was a retard a genuine window licker someone more than a bit "special".
The fingers and noises continued as i went past him and turned into the yard. By this point tears of laughter were running down my face possibly due to the fact that id watached the movie the ringer the day before. As i got out of the car my coworker was standing watching me wondering what the horn was about.
The first words out of my mouth " Iv just been told off by a tard ! "

It still makes me laugh to think about it now.




legnth ?? on the run from the pc police for 25 years and counting
(welgar, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 8:38, Reply)