Being told off as an adultWhen was the last time you were properly told off? You know: treated as an errant child rather than the sophisticated adult you are.
The sort of thing that dredges up an involuntary teenage mumble of "Sorry, Miss" whilst you stare at the ground.
Go on, tell us what childish thing you were up to when you got caught.
Oh, and can we have more than one-line answers this time? Cheers!
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chthonic, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 17:18)
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Yet another "my mate at uni" story. SorryOne of my mates at uni wondered into the local 24hr ASDA after a particuly heavy night. Joy upon joy he discovered there on the floor a green ASDA fleece left, rather stupidly, unattended. He put it on, who wouldn’t, and started wondering around the large shop.
After a few people asking him where things were he had the idea to start directing shoppers to different queues and acting like traffic plod.
All of a sudden his grabbed by big scary scouse bouncer and dragged into the back office. He was shouted at for a good 15min about stealing (yes, despite not even having stolen anything he was stealing) and told he was luckily they didn’t call the police and then he was banned from the shop for life. He even tried to go in there a few months later and was recognised and kicked out again!
It just makes me laugh at how many crackheads must have thought Christmas had come early as the security was busy for so long elsewhere.
(, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 15:02, Reply)
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