Too much informationRakky writes "A friend of mine, when quizzed why she was late to the pub, announced 'I was at accident and emergency, having a stuck tampon removed. They had to have a right old dig around for it.' Suffice to say, no one was interested in their Scampi Fries after that."
When have you shared just that little too much?
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chthonic, Thu 6 Sep 2007, 10:09)
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A bunch of us were playing poker...all guys, in our 30s. It's late, we're all drunk and/or stoned. There's a lull in conversation, when one guy pipes up with,
"Do any of you guys have trouble with piles?"
Now I'm all for openness about these things, no sense in being squeamish. But c'mon, there's a time and a place, and this isn't it. Especially when he follows it up with,
"I hear it makes it worse if you wipe too much."
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reallywittyname veraciously conspues lexiphanicism on, Thu 6 Sep 2007, 10:56,
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