Too much informationRakky writes "A friend of mine, when quizzed why she was late to the pub, announced 'I was at accident and emergency, having a stuck tampon removed. They had to have a right old dig around for it.' Suffice to say, no one was interested in their Scampi Fries after that."
When have you shared just that little too much?
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chthonic, Thu 6 Sep 2007, 10:09)
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Dads-to-be...if anyone suggests that you need to go to antenatal classes, don't fall for all the 'new man' bollocks -- make sure you find somewhere else you need to be. Those things aren't designed to reassure you, they're designed to freak you out with as much gross detail about the birth process as you can possibly stomach -- usually with illustrations and extended anecdotes about what happens when things go wrong.
"I had this friend and her womb fell out..."
...and if someone mentions the word 'episiotomy', run. Run away. You don't want to know.
It's like pre-revenge for the pain of childbirth that you won't have to go through.
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reallywittyname veraciously conspues lexiphanicism on, Thu 6 Sep 2007, 11:04,
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