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Rakky writes "A friend of mine, when quizzed why she was late to the pub, announced 'I was at accident and emergency, having a stuck tampon removed. They had to have a right old dig around for it.' Suffice to say, no one was interested in their Scampi Fries after that."

When have you shared just that little too much?

(, Thu 6 Sep 2007, 10:09)
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Maybe I'm just jealous really...
A mate of mine (yup, THAT one) is currently sharing blissful, succulent, timeless experiences by humping the freckles off a new bird's fudge-factory. She’s married, but it’s out in the open now…so that makes this post ok with me guilt-wise.

Of their 'relationship', he has told me:

How she leaves the ‘outfits’ (stockings, suspenders, you know the score) at his house, so she can leave her own place in her normal gear, go upstairs, put the stuff on, and call him. He then (and I quote) ‘bends her over, pulls her pants to one side, drills her over the bed then opens a can of Carling’. Jealous much, ladies?

How she is going to see him this Saturday, bring food & wine, wear red and white underwear and wait until the England match is finished before going down on him like a nosh-hungry urang-utan.

How she discussed the pros and cons of deep bum-love with her mates before letting him have the final say (you don’t have to strain a brain to guess what he chose!)

How her mate will shag anything that moves and once had to go to hospital to have her arse stitched up after having it banged so hard by the next door neighbour in her kitchen (as the husband walked in on them!). Girl concerned has also posted some ‘delish’ photos of herself on the net too (*message me…one-at-a-time please)

I met both 'ladies' the other day, and you’d think that butter wouldn’t melt etc.

Ahhh, romance.

*EDIT: STEADY ON EVERYBODY! Due to the overwhelming response to the promise of filthy pics I have to make the follwing announcement:

I've been told that the photos are on a 'swinging site' that you have to pay to join. I can't apologise enough for the filth-tease but I'm working on somehow getting photos onto myspace. Also, My mate's bird is popping over for more action in her lunchhour very soon and I will provide more details then.

EDIT 2: I've been given a URL by above mate, so it's back on! Mind you, I'm at work so I can't check, and as you can tell from the post above, said mate is a bit of a cunt so it might be a revenge attack from him to me! Either way, I would be careful when you click...
(, Thu 6 Sep 2007, 11:14, Reply)

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