Too much informationRakky writes "A friend of mine, when quizzed why she was late to the pub, announced 'I was at accident and emergency, having a stuck tampon removed. They had to have a right old dig around for it.' Suffice to say, no one was interested in their Scampi Fries after that."
When have you shared just that little too much?
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chthonic, Thu 6 Sep 2007, 10:09)
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Kids are great for TMIAfter a kid is potty trained, there's a period where they're old enough to go to the toilet themselves but wiping their arse is still a job for the nearest grown-up. So in our house, the child would just yell,
"DONE A POO!"
at the top of their lungs, and await assistance. If none was immediately forthcoming, they'd yell it again, and again, until it was. And if you were especially lucky, when you did arrive on the scene they'd go on to give you plenty of detail about the size, consistency and odour of the product.
"It's a BIG one dad, and it's curly-whirly like an ice cream."
Bless 'em.
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reallywittyname veraciously conspues lexiphanicism on, Thu 6 Sep 2007, 11:48,
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