Too much informationRakky writes "A friend of mine, when quizzed why she was late to the pub, announced 'I was at accident and emergency, having a stuck tampon removed. They had to have a right old dig around for it.' Suffice to say, no one was interested in their Scampi Fries after that."
When have you shared just that little too much?
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chthonic, Thu 6 Sep 2007, 10:09)
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I tend to take conversations a little too far at times.A few years ago now during a slow day at work.
I was on the phone sorting out a problem with my (home) broadband by calling the company's helpline. I had a manager who was one of those sarky, 'I have no life outside of work' types who have to have the last word on anything.
Me: "Grand stuff. They said they'll have the problem sorted by this evening."
Her: "(Sneers) So you can continue downloading your porn then? (Basks in sycophantic titters from the usual suspects)
Me: "Of course. Why else do you think I got it in the first place? I can't do it at work can I?
All: (Awkward silence)
Me: "Not to worry, I don't denigrate women or anything...... It's child porn"
All: "Eeew."
(, Thu 6 Sep 2007, 11:54, Reply)
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