Too much informationRakky writes "A friend of mine, when quizzed why she was late to the pub, announced 'I was at accident and emergency, having a stuck tampon removed. They had to have a right old dig around for it.' Suffice to say, no one was interested in their Scampi Fries after that."
When have you shared just that little too much?
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Rapid.“She thinks she might be preggers ‘cos the nodder fell off inside her and squirted all over the shop”
I was told this only hours after I had introduced same mate as in my below post to my cousin from Australia.
Still, she wasn’t the classiest strumpet (runs in the family). Once she’d got over the possible imminent arrival of a mini Furious D (i.e. five minutes later), she proceeded to put a shirt over her head, put her head in his lap, then blow the living gizzards out of the boy in front of about 8 of us. I think even HE was slightly embarrassed at that.
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