Pubes again
Sorry, it's another story about pubic hair. I seem to be full of such tales at the moment.

Another lass I know was telling me about a new type of Veet - the hair removal cream - which doesn't wash off easily. It's designed so you can put it on and it sort of sets while it does its business, then you can wash it off in the shower after you've washed your hair or whatever, using a special sponge. She had been using some of this.

I had thought it might have been for her legs, but no, it was on her fanny. Anyway, she left it on for too long so by the time she managed to get it off, the residue, comprising something akin to Nitromors paint stripper mixed with dissolved muff-fibres, blocked the drain hole in the shower. It also left her (now bald) minge red raw.

She had an appointment with a doctor (male) for a "down below" reason a couple of days later and she was impressed with his professionalism as he didn't mention it. He was probably too busy trying not to retch.

Apparently the motivation for all this depilation was because she's been doing a lot of swimming and her mate commented that it was better to remove the hair than to look like a burst mattress.

Actually, given first hand reports of this particular orifice from mates who have been there in the past, I'd imagine it would look like a badly-crafted ham sandwich even with the hair removed.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 6 Sep 2007, 13:39, Reply)