Too much informationRakky writes "A friend of mine, when quizzed why she was late to the pub, announced 'I was at accident and emergency, having a stuck tampon removed. They had to have a right old dig around for it.' Suffice to say, no one was interested in their Scampi Fries after that."
When have you shared just that little too much?
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chthonic, Thu 6 Sep 2007, 10:09)
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Dental hygiene and sportsA gay mate of ours is rather over fond of saunas. His type is bears, you know the sort, large, burly, fond of honey. He likes nothing more than a hairy puckered tea-towel holder of an arse squashing his face, allowing him to delve his tongue into every nook and cranny.
Sometimes though, a picture is worth a thousand words, and a mime is worth well, at least the same as a picture.
Picture then, if you will, his mime of 'down hill ski-ing' (with a cock either side of him as a 'make-do' ski pole) and 'flossing' with a large, fleshy pink piece of dental-tape in either hand.
(, Thu 6 Sep 2007, 14:59, Reply)
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