Too much informationRakky writes "A friend of mine, when quizzed why she was late to the pub, announced 'I was at accident and emergency, having a stuck tampon removed. They had to have a right old dig around for it.' Suffice to say, no one was interested in their Scampi Fries after that."
When have you shared just that little too much?
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chthonic, Thu 6 Sep 2007, 10:09)
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Can You Look At This?When I was a lot younger than I am today, my little bro was dumb enough to ask me to look at his nob! (TMi on it's own I know but read on, please).
Being hung over to hell, a member of the same family and male I instructed him to go fcuk himself.
I should have left it at that point, but like I say I still had way to long to go before I was sober, so I asked "Why"?
Turns out the night before his girlfriend (now wife of some 20 years) had been whacking him off and had all but ripped his foreskin of!!!!
She thought his oh's and ah's were sounds of joy?
And yes they have been married for 20 years......
It was bad enough for a night in hospital......
Why he didn't say he'd caught his bell end in his zip I'll never know, clearly a loss of blood caused a moment of insane honesty.....
I still can't shake her hand without counting my fingers........
(, Thu 6 Sep 2007, 15:09, Reply)
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