Too much informationRakky writes "A friend of mine, when quizzed why she was late to the pub, announced 'I was at accident and emergency, having a stuck tampon removed. They had to have a right old dig around for it.' Suffice to say, no one was interested in their Scampi Fries after that."
When have you shared just that little too much?
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chthonic, Thu 6 Sep 2007, 10:09)
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Desk JockeyA former manager of mine was having an affair with one of my colleagues.
She thought that they were perfectly safe and that nobody would ever find out. Unfortunately, my colleague couldn't keep quiet about it and would tell everyone.
A bunch of us were having a Friday boozing 'n' bitching session in the pub when he started up about their latest carrying on.
"Well, XXX finds it dead kinky to have sex in the bosses office when everyone has gone home." We all laughed as nobody liked the cunt. "Do you know where else we have sex? The table in the meeting room." Christ! "Yeah, she likes me to bend her over the end of the table and fuck her silly!" Err, which end would that be? "The far end"
Managers always wondered why there was suddenly a mad scramble for the seats in the meeting room so we wouldn't have to sit at the far end. "It's funny, but none of you lot ever rushed to get to a meeting before. It's great to see such enthusiasm isn't it?" They said as they took their place at the far end of the table.
(, Thu 6 Sep 2007, 15:39, Reply)
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