Too much informationRakky writes "A friend of mine, when quizzed why she was late to the pub, announced 'I was at accident and emergency, having a stuck tampon removed. They had to have a right old dig around for it.' Suffice to say, no one was interested in their Scampi Fries after that."
When have you shared just that little too much?
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chthonic, Thu 6 Sep 2007, 10:09)
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Botty grapesOnce I walked into our kitchen when the wife's family came to visit. Her dad hands me this weird looking polaroids to look at while the rest of them look on.
On them is two shots of this big pink tube, Im staring at it trying to work out what the fck it is, some sort of mutant jellyfish or something, when he utters the words "theyre my before and after pics from my haemmoroid operation".
When the realization that I had indeed been intensly studying the inside of my aging father in laws poop tube and internal bum grapes, I went cold.
(, Thu 6 Sep 2007, 17:08, Reply)
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