Too much informationRakky writes "A friend of mine, when quizzed why she was late to the pub, announced 'I was at accident and emergency, having a stuck tampon removed. They had to have a right old dig around for it.' Suffice to say, no one was interested in their Scampi Fries after that."
When have you shared just that little too much?
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chthonic, Thu 6 Sep 2007, 10:09)
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Are you going to shut up soon?We (me and the seven lads from my course) were revising for our final exams and one of the blokes (a mature student type who was, IMO, more immature and whiny than the rest of us who were half his age) would. not. shut. up. about this painful ear infection he had.
It was oozing, it was pustulent, it was going to leave him permanently deaf, it was the most painful thing in the world and we couldn't conceive of the pain he was going through and how well he was putting up with it.
He whined for most of the morning, all through lunch and afterwards, and by the time we were trying to look through our chemical engineering notes I was pretty fucking tired of it and told him:
"I'm currently shedding the uterine lining of my womb; it's cleaving slowly away from the sides and dropping out of my cunt in great wet, hacking, fuck-off lumps. I can feel the clots as they fall out. It rather hurts. But you don't hear me going on about it, do you?"
He got up and left and the rest of us got some studying done.
(, Thu 6 Sep 2007, 18:06, Reply)
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