When I lived with me parents.......
...me mam would occasionally go to these Teaching Do's (or "Elderly pissups as I called them). She'd go out for a few hours then get back home at around 1 in the morning paralatic, stumble upstairs and rather than just going to bed, she'd walk straight into my room and turn the light on. I'd wake up all like "...wtf, is there a fire or sommit?" and she'd start to tell me what she's had to eat at the function. After 10 minutes of making sure I'm now quite awake, she'd swan off to her bedroom and flake out.

After she did this twice to me, I bought a padlock for the inside of me door, and sure enough when she went out, I was asleep and she did the same thing again. Only prob being she took out a large chunk of the skirting just above the door handle before reading off the menu again.

I've been away from them for about 5/6 years now (moved in with the now Mrs Jeccy), but I still fear the "Nanny from Count Duckula" door-smash occuring one day in my house at 1am followed by a food menu breakdown.
( Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 6 Sep 2007, 18:52, Reply)