Blackheads...
Not me but a girl from work has a severe problem with blackheads.

And not just normal teeny tiny blackheads. They looked like black spots. All across the top of her lip.

On her 1st day everyone was talking about these horrible black and green things that were perched on the top of her lip. Everyone took the piss for weeks and weeks.

Then came the day. On her day off she popped down to work to get food. As this girl is a bit simple minded she feels the need to explain everything in great detail about what happens in her life.

So she starts off with the usual (Notice anything different about me?) e.t.c. And then out of nowhere she says my lips are hurting. When one of the girls asked why she replied with no hesitation whatsoever...

'My mother pinned me down this morning and picked all my blackheads off. There was blood and pus everywhere'

This lead to 5 people simultaneously running out the back hands clutched over their mouth to spew. And they did.

This same girl came in a few weeks later holding her back and walking funny. When someone asked her what was wrong she said...

'I got a mega bad back. This boy was shagging me up against his garden shed last night and I had my legs wrapped around him and he dropped me straight onto the concrete.'

how we laughed...
( sausagesucker just paid £5.00 for a cup of Tea!, Thu 6 Sep 2007, 19:04, Reply)