Too much informationRakky writes "A friend of mine, when quizzed why she was late to the pub, announced 'I was at accident and emergency, having a stuck tampon removed. They had to have a right old dig around for it.' Suffice to say, no one was interested in their Scampi Fries after that."
When have you shared just that little too much?
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chthonic, Thu 6 Sep 2007, 10:09)
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How to annoy rag-mag sellersSome girl came upto me as I was walking through Swansea, conversation went like the following;
"Hi, do you want to buy this mag sir?"
"Nah thanks."
"Go on, it's really funny."
"Errr, no thanks luv."
"Go on, pleasssse? I'll read you a joke from it." She really isn't taking the hint here.
"Well I'd love to buy your mag, but I'm currently £20 overdrawn and don't get paid for a fortnight."
She says "Ok, thanks.." and starts to walk away. I think fuck this, and follow her while still talking and looking all wet-eyed.
"...plus I've got to buy my dad a birthday present with fuck all, I owe on my broadband bill and my car tax is due for renewal; plus I've got to sort out my car insurance and the banks charge me too much."
She's got teh fear at this point and was trying to walk away, so I decide to walk away too in my original direction. I had my quarterly bonus that month too, feck her, stupid student.
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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 6 Sep 2007, 19:10,
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