As the ol' legend goes......
Some telephone compo in Austrailia apparently done this;

"Hi this is X Radio, we have our first caller for the Mr and Mrs competition, and a chance to win the holiday. The way this works is that we ask Mr Y 3 questions, then I phone his wife up and ask her the 3 same questions. 3 matching answers equals the holiday! So who am I speaking to please?"
"Mr Y." (I can't be fucked to make names up on this)
"Hello Mr Y - now I'll ask you your 3 questions. Question 1 - Where did you meet Mrs Y?"
"That's easy, in Sydney harbour."
"Great. Question 2 - What meal did you both last eat together?"
"Um, we ate some burgers...."
"Ok, burgers. And finally Question 3, where did you last make love?"
"Oh, ummmm...errr...in the kitchen." - Cue a few stifled giggles.
"That's great. I've got your wife's number, lets call her."
So they ring her up and explain the rules, then she starts answering the questions.
"Question 1 - where did you and your lovely husband meet?"
"Oh, that was in Sydney harbour."
"Brilliant, that's one right. Now Question 2 - what was the last meal you both ate together?"
"Errr....we had burgers together last night."
"Great! Now this one and you win the holiday....get ready...now Question 3 - where did you last make love?".
Cue a long pause....then she says "Are you sure?" "Yes, go on" says the husband. "Ok then. Up the ass!"

/gets coat, dons coat, goes out in coat, gets covered in rain in coat, meets goat, commits adultery with goat in coat, dies.
( Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 6 Sep 2007, 19:38, Reply)