Rakky writes "A friend of mine, when quizzed why she was late to the pub, announced 'I was at accident and emergency, having a stuck tampon removed. They had to have a right old dig around for it.' Suffice to say, no one was interested in their Scampi Fries after that."
When have you shared just that little too much?
(, Thu 6 Sep 2007, 10:09)
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I'm the King... and it's genetically coded because Mum's a nurse. She'll quite happily speak of the time that an old woman's stitches burst and how her intestines were all over the bed. But no. I remember puttering about the house not doing particularly much (such is life in Barnsley, you get used to it) and she was chatting on the phone. I went past her room just as I heard the classic line "He had his thumb up my backside and you know what it felt brilliant!" Hearing about how your Mother enjoys anal play is not particularly pleasant.
(, Thu 6 Sep 2007, 20:04, Reply)
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