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Rakky writes "A friend of mine, when quizzed why she was late to the pub, announced 'I was at accident and emergency, having a stuck tampon removed. They had to have a right old dig around for it.' Suffice to say, no one was interested in their Scampi Fries after that."
When have you shared just that little too much?
( , Thu 6 Sep 2007, 10:09)
Rakky writes "A friend of mine, when quizzed why she was late to the pub, announced 'I was at accident and emergency, having a stuck tampon removed. They had to have a right old dig around for it.' Suffice to say, no one was interested in their Scampi Fries after that."
When have you shared just that little too much?
( , Thu 6 Sep 2007, 10:09)
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TMI?
I'm the King... and it's genetically coded because Mum's a nurse. She'll quite happily speak of the time that an old woman's stitches burst and how her intestines were all over the bed. But no. I remember puttering about the house not doing particularly much (such is life in Barnsley, you get used to it) and she was chatting on the phone. I went past her room just as I heard the classic line "He had his thumb up my backside and you know what it felt brilliant!" Hearing about how your Mother enjoys anal play is not particularly pleasant.
( , Thu 6 Sep 2007, 20:04, Reply)
I'm the King... and it's genetically coded because Mum's a nurse. She'll quite happily speak of the time that an old woman's stitches burst and how her intestines were all over the bed. But no. I remember puttering about the house not doing particularly much (such is life in Barnsley, you get used to it) and she was chatting on the phone. I went past her room just as I heard the classic line "He had his thumb up my backside and you know what it felt brilliant!" Hearing about how your Mother enjoys anal play is not particularly pleasant.
( , Thu 6 Sep 2007, 20:04, Reply)
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