Too much informationRakky writes "A friend of mine, when quizzed why she was late to the pub, announced 'I was at accident and emergency, having a stuck tampon removed. They had to have a right old dig around for it.' Suffice to say, no one was interested in their Scampi Fries after that."
When have you shared just that little too much?
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chthonic, Thu 6 Sep 2007, 10:09)
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anally retentiveI'd been seeing a girl for 3 months or so and had got to the stage where we were both ready to come out of the bedroom, and 'go public'. She was a feisty and forthright young thing, who didn't stand on ceremony or shy away from offering an opinion. She was also a devil in the sack. The public launch was arranged in a public house with an assortment of friends, their girlfriends', as well as my sister and her fella. Just a night in the pub to have some fun and for her to get to know a few of my nearest and dearest.
The evening was less than 2 pints old when someone told a funny and dirty joke which ended in a punch line about having anal sex. Everyone around the table had a good old chuckle when, just as the laughter was subsiding, my new beau announced in a giggling voice, "oh yes, we've been doing quite a lot of that recently, haven't we Botchjob"
Strangely, she became pretty popular with my male friends after that.
(, Thu 6 Sep 2007, 21:25, Reply)
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