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Rakky writes "A friend of mine, when quizzed why she was late to the pub, announced 'I was at accident and emergency, having a stuck tampon removed. They had to have a right old dig around for it.' Suffice to say, no one was interested in their Scampi Fries after that."
When have you shared just that little too much?
( , Thu 6 Sep 2007, 10:09)
Rakky writes "A friend of mine, when quizzed why she was late to the pub, announced 'I was at accident and emergency, having a stuck tampon removed. They had to have a right old dig around for it.' Suffice to say, no one was interested in their Scampi Fries after that."
When have you shared just that little too much?
( , Thu 6 Sep 2007, 10:09)
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how handy.
When we were both about sixteen, I was visiting my friend-who-shall-remain-nameless, who is always dying her hair. I was preparing to dye mine for the first time, but the kit I bought had been opened and the gloves stolen.
I asked Miss Friend if she had any spares, and she proceeded to quietly lead me to her bottom dresser drawer, which was full of, among other things, latex gloves. Of course I asked her why the hell she needed so many gloves - she replied, in all seriousness, "I love latex, it feels so good on my skin.." while (somewhat seductively) stretching one of the gloves between her hands. I really wasn't sure whether I was disturbed or aroused...possibly both.
( , Thu 6 Sep 2007, 22:59, Reply)
When we were both about sixteen, I was visiting my friend-who-shall-remain-nameless, who is always dying her hair. I was preparing to dye mine for the first time, but the kit I bought had been opened and the gloves stolen.
I asked Miss Friend if she had any spares, and she proceeded to quietly lead me to her bottom dresser drawer, which was full of, among other things, latex gloves. Of course I asked her why the hell she needed so many gloves - she replied, in all seriousness, "I love latex, it feels so good on my skin.." while (somewhat seductively) stretching one of the gloves between her hands. I really wasn't sure whether I was disturbed or aroused...possibly both.
( , Thu 6 Sep 2007, 22:59, Reply)
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