Too much informationRakky writes "A friend of mine, when quizzed why she was late to the pub, announced 'I was at accident and emergency, having a stuck tampon removed. They had to have a right old dig around for it.' Suffice to say, no one was interested in their Scampi Fries after that."
When have you shared just that little too much?
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chthonic, Thu 6 Sep 2007, 10:09)
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Good God, where do I start???I'm a journalist so suffice to say I hear waaaay too much information on a regular basis.
Most of it seems to be covered below, people shitting themselves, people shitting on themselves, people shitting on each other the family dog and barbie dolls for pleasure, the elderly (straight and gay) explaining their still-healthy nursing home sex lives, bodily fluids and parts to blame for being late, violent sex offenders giving evidence, hilarious tales from the government contractors (the guys who clean up crime scenes), coroners detailing injuries etc etc etc.
The one thing that sticks out however is the time I asked a nuclear scientist what would happen if the aging reactor near where I was living ever developed a serious problem. "Oh, it already has." he said. Try sleeping after that.
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difficultchild, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 1:20,
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