Too much informationRakky writes "A friend of mine, when quizzed why she was late to the pub, announced 'I was at accident and emergency, having a stuck tampon removed. They had to have a right old dig around for it.' Suffice to say, no one was interested in their Scampi Fries after that."
When have you shared just that little too much?
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chthonic, Thu 6 Sep 2007, 10:09)
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Diagnose this!At one of my old jobs as a useless peon for Scottish Widows I was expected to scroll through hundreds of insurance quote inquiries a day and give them a positive or negative.
Que one day a lady of 52 years old asking for an insurance quote. I went through the basics with her, general rubbish to ascertain wether the old bitch was likely to die anytime soon. She wasn't but unfortunately was very prone to headaches. I kindly informed her that due to the nature of her age and the severity of the headaches that we could not offer her an insurance policy. It was only then I realised that information being flashed about this woman over my computer screen was more than I needed to hear. A quote from her medical records - "The headaches were strongest and most frequent during orgasm." I found myself making a mad dash for the porcelain potty whilst proclaiming never to inquire for too much information again!
Apologies for lengthy yet most likely shit QOTW answer!
(, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 2:29, Reply)
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