Too much informationRakky writes "A friend of mine, when quizzed why she was late to the pub, announced 'I was at accident and emergency, having a stuck tampon removed. They had to have a right old dig around for it.' Suffice to say, no one was interested in their Scampi Fries after that."
When have you shared just that little too much?
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chthonic, Thu 6 Sep 2007, 10:09)
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Hot off the press…My mate FD just will not learn…below is the actual transcript of a conversation I have just finished with him on MSN…
FD: so, swallower of camels spizzle, are we on for tonight?
ME: I didn’t ask – I’ve been busy
FD: Busy doing fuck all
ME: Fuck me, you’re up early? Is your bed on fire?
FD: I’m doing chores, I’ve gotta wash my sheets for tomorrow*
ME: Oh sweet jesus
FD: i've actually got bloodstains on the pillows from last time
Me: Christ
FD: Ooh though, I’ve just been watching some top jap lezzy porn
FD: they're not into shaving them japs u know
FD: big rugs down below
FD: but rude
Me: I support the performing arts in all of it’s facets
FD: anyway i'm off for a shower. im sitting here dripping spludge all over the sofa
mmmf
TMI? - Fucking tell me about it! I have to put up with this on a daily basis!
*(this refers to an earlier post)
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