Too much informationRakky writes "A friend of mine, when quizzed why she was late to the pub, announced 'I was at accident and emergency, having a stuck tampon removed. They had to have a right old dig around for it.' Suffice to say, no one was interested in their Scampi Fries after that."
When have you shared just that little too much?
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chthonic, Thu 6 Sep 2007, 10:09)
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Parents and orgasmsSo far neither of the parents has managed to explain why they got divorced (and it's been over 30 years) so in an effort to get some background detail we got mum drunk last Christmas.
Since she can drink like a navvy and still maintain snag froid this was no mean feat. Nevertheless we persevered and before too long had got her to an acceptable level of inebriation. What followed turned out to be TMI for me and way, way too much TMI for my sister.
So when the question of why they broke up was raised she still refused to say exactly but came out with the following:
"Your father and I always agreed we wouldn’t discuss it but put it this way – if I'd have slept with him before we married you two wouldn't be here. I didn't have an orgasm until 1979."
My sister's jaw dropped but sadly I was too pissed to stop the next question slipping out.
"What mum, you mean to tell me masturbation wasn't invented then."
At this point is a black hole in the ground had opened up my sister would have slid into it with nothing more than a grateful whimper.
"No," mum replied.
Then, the final piece of TMI.
"But I tell you what – I've had more since turning sixty then I've ever had in my life before."
Pass the brain bleach please.
(, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 11:10, Reply)
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