If you've ever seen the programme
Chewin' the Fat on BBC Scotland, you'll be familiar with the air traffic controllers who are always taking the piss and playing outrageous pranks on each other instead of directing aircraft.

Well I know someone who works in that very job, and I think they modelled the characters on him. Anyway, he was saying that one day the subject of conversation got round to things which they had all had stuck up the bum.

Sandy was the only person there never to have had anything inserted in his rectal orifice. Others had had doctors' fingers, cameras and various other sundry items inserted.

For the record, although I do not work in ATC, I have had a doctor's finger, several suppositories, fingers of ladies, and once my own digit inserted in my anus (the latter just to see what it was like, but I didn't much care for it. Nor indeed did I much enjoy anything else being jammed in there.)

Woo - TMI from me.

Edit: I also discovered during a lunchtime dump, that I have my boxers on back to front today. But that's more like irrelevant information.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 13:51, Reply)