Too much informationRakky writes "A friend of mine, when quizzed why she was late to the pub, announced 'I was at accident and emergency, having a stuck tampon removed. They had to have a right old dig around for it.' Suffice to say, no one was interested in their Scampi Fries after that."
When have you shared just that little too much?
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chthonic, Thu 6 Sep 2007, 10:09)
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A couple of weeks agoI was in back alley pub in Edinburgh enjoying the festivities of the infamous fringe festival. I decided I'd had enough of the smell of stale sweat/booze/piss and headed off up the stairs for a cigarette. I emerged onto the street to be greeted by a hefty, gorilla like female wafting her skirt feverishly whilst exclaiming "awww, am fooking stinkin' the night".
Length? I'm pretty sure her dong was bigger than mine
(, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 14:44, Reply)
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