Too much informationRakky writes "A friend of mine, when quizzed why she was late to the pub, announced 'I was at accident and emergency, having a stuck tampon removed. They had to have a right old dig around for it.' Suffice to say, no one was interested in their Scampi Fries after that."
When have you shared just that little too much?
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chthonic, Thu 6 Sep 2007, 10:09)
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More on arse hairsNever had an ingrowing one, but on occasion two of my arse hairs from opposite cheeks manage to knit themselves together. When I sit down for a crap, the action of arse cheek separation causes the tension to increase until one pulls out.
Hurts like buggery.
Disclaimer: Not that I've had any experience of buggery, it's just a figure of speech
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K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 14:57,
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