Too much informationRakky writes "A friend of mine, when quizzed why she was late to the pub, announced 'I was at accident and emergency, having a stuck tampon removed. They had to have a right old dig around for it.' Suffice to say, no one was interested in their Scampi Fries after that."
When have you shared just that little too much?
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chthonic, Thu 6 Sep 2007, 10:09)
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vasectomies- true story so help me god, names changedJust the word can cause involuntary leg crossing, there are too many nerve endings down there.
Several years ago where I worked the guys in early forties had had their 2.8 kids and had the op.
One guy was thinking of it and talking it over ( that was bad enough) )
The chap had a stress stutter, his surname began with a C, i`ll say conrad but that`s not it and his nickname was similarly derived as onrad, "why do you call him onrad? it saves time". nice guy would end up in fits of the giggles when it hit after he`d finally spat the phrase out
He has been off had the snip, everyone knew first day back on light duties, late shift, there are 3 of us working including phil main counsel, when the victim enters. Furious!
(I cant do it justice as it will take too long and too many punctuation tricks)
" PHIL! YOU C-C_C COMPLETE B-B_Bastard! you nevef F F F Fucking told me my B B Bollocks would turn B B BLACK!!!!! C C C C Cunt!!!!!!"
Read that with up to 20 secs of the big letters ending up as a little repetitive popping noise.
we were all tea through the nose laughing especially as the victim said its not funny , laughing himself and then says laughing makes them ache. The full story later wiped all humour away. ouch.
(, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 15:29, Reply)
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