Too much informationRakky writes "A friend of mine, when quizzed why she was late to the pub, announced 'I was at accident and emergency, having a stuck tampon removed. They had to have a right old dig around for it.' Suffice to say, no one was interested in their Scampi Fries after that."
When have you shared just that little too much?
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chthonic, Thu 6 Sep 2007, 10:09)
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The same blokewho had the infected vasectomy problem, also told me a story about a girl he'd pulled many years ago, who was somewhat lacking in class and sophitication, not to mention personal hygiene. He was about to go down on her, but she said, "Ye dinnae want to go down there pal - it's mingin'".
Fuelled with testosterone, he continued regardless. Although this soon proved not to be such a good idea...
Relating the tale, his comment to the assembled audience of me and a bunch of mates was, "I'll tell ye what boys - she wisnae wrong!"
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K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 16:04,
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