Vasectomy time?
Ya know, I had it done back in 1993 and I never had any of these terrible results I read about in here- for one thing, they never went near the testicles, but made a tiny incision in the base of my cock and removed about a half centimeter of the vas deferens. It was painful for a week and uncomfortable for about two weeks more, but that was about it. (Although I have to admit, during that month I was not even remotely tempted to go for a wank.)

However, the day after my surgery I returned to work, walking a bit carefully. One of my friends asked me what happened, and I quietly admitted to him that I had had a vasectomy. At the time we were in the grocery store at the salad bar, so I kept my voice low as I said it.

He chuckled and said, "Well, now you have something else in common with your dog."

I replied, "Well, not really. I got to keep mine, and I can't quite reach to lick the scar."

He quietly said "Get away from me" and bolted.

It was hours before he would even speak to me.
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Fri 7 Sep 2007, 16:04, Reply)