women, nurses , feck! Drink!
TMI? must be a woman, in my experience if you don`t show manly squeamishness the wedge gets a lot thicker, and and any subsequent "I am at my limits " signs are totally ignored.

The special case is nurses.
Any chap who has been out with a nurse has experienced that special level of disconection from their conversation to actually what they are describing. I have a certain level of tolerance caused by clamping pictorial imagination off.

Item 1 wedding, bride is a nurse, hubby has had the inoculations. wedding reception, main table, huddle, 2 nursey friends, loud conversation about vaginal discharge, what`s the starter? seafood platter, perfect, I couldn`t attend as I was stuck working, I just got the sniggers from a girly mate who could. I could have surfed through that one, just

I got hit once for "you`ve got thrush? and put my ear on her fanny, "cant hear it singing, perhaps it`s dead, needs to come out smells a bit dead " condoms leave you niceley unworried, but there was a a bit of whiff.

Item 2 friend from school worked in A+E in a big essex hossie, saturday, guy brought in with an old style brass curtain ring round his willy, the all in oune like a giants wedding ring sort. Dangerous unless the swelling can be stopped it has to be removed within a certain time or whole set of things I blanked and trashed that affect your old chap forever happen.

But it was the graphic description of the cutting it off procedure she gave, one false move and ohmigod.

Item 3 nurse i knew as a an acquaintance, asked me if i`d like to know her in the biblical sense, and partway through chat gave me a verbal masterclass in anal sex, including what can go wrong and how much damage can be done. " hang on are you saying you like that? It`s one thing that I won`t do, there is perfectly engineered thing fit for purpose next door" no its one of the reasons I divorced my husband, he tried it on just after we were married, no way. ( i`d been beginning to think I was being given an instruction manual for later)


tempting, ( no the normal bit!) the g/f was very late (2 hours from working 800metres away, her phone not answered, then off) it was her abusive calls to me overheard that prompted the offer. I was very angry so we went clubbing instead, and I went home (fantasy regrets, but you have to stick to the agreed faithful script through thick and thin, dont you?)
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