Too much informationRakky writes "A friend of mine, when quizzed why she was late to the pub, announced 'I was at accident and emergency, having a stuck tampon removed. They had to have a right old dig around for it.' Suffice to say, no one was interested in their Scampi Fries after that."
When have you shared just that little too much?
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chthonic, Thu 6 Sep 2007, 10:09)
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In a similar veinto rachelswipe's turd story, my dad delights in recalling a story from his youth in which he dropped such a large one that it got stuck in the pan, and he had to use his mother's bread knife to cut it into flushable pieces.
I wasn't too keen on eating bread at my gran's after hearing that, even 30 years after the event.
And another one - my mate Marcus and two of his pals once rented a holiday house up in the Highlands for a week. They decided to see how long they could go without flushing the toilet.
Three days, as it happens.
At this point the situation became somewhat problematic, as they were faced with a steaming pile of shite protruding from the top of the pan. Lack of forethought had prevented them from considering just how they would dispose of the pile once the experiment had run to completion.
In the event they had to use sticks to mash it up enough such that they could flush it away. A lovely tale for a Friday afternoon.
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K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 16:47,
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