Too much informationRakky writes "A friend of mine, when quizzed why she was late to the pub, announced 'I was at accident and emergency, having a stuck tampon removed. They had to have a right old dig around for it.' Suffice to say, no one was interested in their Scampi Fries after that."
When have you shared just that little too much?
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chthonic, Thu 6 Sep 2007, 10:09)
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The Smell of BeerAbout 16 or so years ago, we were all down the pub on our regular Thursday night drinking session from college. I had a pint of bitter in front of me on the table. A friend of mine and Mrs Lunatics shouted "What's that?" "Pint of bitter" I replied, hoping that she was asking in order to get me another. Instead, she picked up the pint, sniffed it and shouted all over the pub, "Eughh! It smells like sweaty knickers when you're 'on!' " We all shrank back in our chairs, covering our faces whilst she went to the bar for another Diamond White.
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