Too much informationRakky writes "A friend of mine, when quizzed why she was late to the pub, announced 'I was at accident and emergency, having a stuck tampon removed. They had to have a right old dig around for it.' Suffice to say, no one was interested in their Scampi Fries after that."
When have you shared just that little too much?
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chthonic, Thu 6 Sep 2007, 10:09)
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My (female) boss. Aged 40.An already awkward walk back from Marks and Spencer's where we had been buying a buffet for the office.
Me: (scrabbling for conversation with a woman I neither respect nor like) "Sunny, isn't it?"
Her: "Oh God, yes, I have to get waxed!"
Me: "Oh...right" (scared to fuck, ew boss legs, hairy boss legs blegggh)
Her: "Yeah, I always go to the same woman. She even waxed my bikini line when I was eight months pregnant!"
(Time slows. I struggle to supply a response. Oh shit, say something. Say something!! Er...) But it was too late :(
Her: "....yeah, imagine it, me on all fours..."
Me: "Oh God...yeah...imagine! Yuck!"
Not only was that far too much information, I managed to offend my boss' soon-to-birth, stubbly mimsy.
The remainder of the walk was silent.
(, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 18:47, Reply)
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