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Rakky writes "A friend of mine, when quizzed why she was late to the pub, announced 'I was at accident and emergency, having a stuck tampon removed. They had to have a right old dig around for it.' Suffice to say, no one was interested in their Scampi Fries after that."
When have you shared just that little too much?
( , Thu 6 Sep 2007, 10:09)
Rakky writes "A friend of mine, when quizzed why she was late to the pub, announced 'I was at accident and emergency, having a stuck tampon removed. They had to have a right old dig around for it.' Suffice to say, no one was interested in their Scampi Fries after that."
When have you shared just that little too much?
( , Thu 6 Sep 2007, 10:09)
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Me and the missus...
Engage in Supermarket Grossout.
It's where, as we walk down certain aisles, one or the other of us will say, overly loudly...
"Do you not need some Preparation H for your bleeding haemmoroids?"
-or-
"Babe, didn't you want some vagisil to help get rid of the yeast infection?"
-or, staring at the back of a packet -
"This should help you clear up that suppurating pus, darling."
-or-
"Wouldn't some yoghurt help with that nasty discharge?"
It helps to pass the time.
( , Sat 8 Sep 2007, 7:38, Reply)
Engage in Supermarket Grossout.
It's where, as we walk down certain aisles, one or the other of us will say, overly loudly...
"Do you not need some Preparation H for your bleeding haemmoroids?"
-or-
"Babe, didn't you want some vagisil to help get rid of the yeast infection?"
-or, staring at the back of a packet -
"This should help you clear up that suppurating pus, darling."
-or-
"Wouldn't some yoghurt help with that nasty discharge?"
It helps to pass the time.
( , Sat 8 Sep 2007, 7:38, Reply)
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