
Rakky writes "A friend of mine, when quizzed why she was late to the pub, announced 'I was at accident and emergency, having a stuck tampon removed. They had to have a right old dig around for it.' Suffice to say, no one was interested in their Scampi Fries after that."
When have you shared just that little too much?
( , Thu 6 Sep 2007, 10:09)
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Engage in Supermarket Grossout.
It's where, as we walk down certain aisles, one or the other of us will say, overly loudly...
"Do you not need some Preparation H for your bleeding haemmoroids?"
-or-
"Babe, didn't you want some vagisil to help get rid of the yeast infection?"
-or, staring at the back of a packet -
"This should help you clear up that suppurating pus, darling."
-or-
"Wouldn't some yoghurt help with that nasty discharge?"
It helps to pass the time.
( , Sat 8 Sep 2007, 7:38, Reply)
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