Too much informationRakky writes "A friend of mine, when quizzed why she was late to the pub, announced 'I was at accident and emergency, having a stuck tampon removed. They had to have a right old dig around for it.' Suffice to say, no one was interested in their Scampi Fries after that."
When have you shared just that little too much?
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chthonic, Thu 6 Sep 2007, 10:09)
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not directlybut the other day i was minding my own business, wandering around the house looking at things.
you know... as you do when you live in a permanent daydream with happy thoughts and rainbows and such.
so i see this shower gel on the side table and think... hmm... lemon soufflé...sounds nice!
i read the blurb
it goes along the lines of,
give your girl some lemons and some sugar and she will make you the most delicious lemonade.
with this lemon soufflé shower gel your skin will be moisturised and infused with sumptious flavour of lemons and you will become irresistable and edible.
oo thinks i, it does sound nice!
then i realise i am in my PARENTS bedroom...
ewwwwwwwwwwww
i died a little inside that afternoon.
(, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 16:33, Reply)
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