Too much informationRakky writes "A friend of mine, when quizzed why she was late to the pub, announced 'I was at accident and emergency, having a stuck tampon removed. They had to have a right old dig around for it.' Suffice to say, no one was interested in their Scampi Fries after that."
When have you shared just that little too much?
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chthonic, Thu 6 Sep 2007, 10:09)
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My former flatmatewent out on a lunchtime birthday do for a girl at Ford Motor Credit in Birmingham. She knocked back 14 double vodkas in under an hour, and just as a wave of alcohol poisoning was about to hit her, she stood up and announced to the whole pub, "My boyfriend's sperm tastes of hazelnuts."
Then she passed out.
Said boyf was nowhere to be seen, so my flatmate spent the afternoon in A&E with her while she was having her stomach pumped. Of vodka I mean, not hazelnut-tasting-sperm.
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