Too much informationRakky writes "A friend of mine, when quizzed why she was late to the pub, announced 'I was at accident and emergency, having a stuck tampon removed. They had to have a right old dig around for it.' Suffice to say, no one was interested in their Scampi Fries after that."
When have you shared just that little too much?
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chthonic, Thu 6 Sep 2007, 10:09)
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TearingPicture the scene. I'm eating some delicious home grown raspberries round my friend's house. his mother walks in. We chat about when he was a young 'un.
Then this happens.
Mother: You know, when your friend were born, there was quite a bit of tearing.
Pacman: ...
Mother: And the funny thing was, it happened with his brother too! Exactly the same place as well!
Pacman: ...
Funny, I was meaning to ask her for ages, but it somehow slipped my mind...
Oh, and that'll be the end of the raspberries then.
(, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 22:09, Reply)
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