Too much informationRakky writes "A friend of mine, when quizzed why she was late to the pub, announced 'I was at accident and emergency, having a stuck tampon removed. They had to have a right old dig around for it.' Suffice to say, no one was interested in their Scampi Fries after that."
When have you shared just that little too much?
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chthonic, Thu 6 Sep 2007, 10:09)
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Birthday TreatAt my 21st birthday party my mother managed to get so pissed she was talking to my bloody mates about her sex life. One of my mates at the time had just had her first child and was commenting on how she thought she'd never dare have sex again in case the child heard her at it. My mother nodded knowningly and started talking about the number of times she'd bitten pillows so casually that I nearly vomitted. She then nodded at me and finished with "When him and his brother got old enough to walk we put vaseline on the doorhandle so they couldn't get in."
Sigh.
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Gleeballs is mostly made out of chocolate and hate., Sun 9 Sep 2007, 10:27,
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