Too much informationRakky writes "A friend of mine, when quizzed why she was late to the pub, announced 'I was at accident and emergency, having a stuck tampon removed. They had to have a right old dig around for it.' Suffice to say, no one was interested in their Scampi Fries after that."
When have you shared just that little too much?
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chthonic, Thu 6 Sep 2007, 10:09)
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Whilst clearing the loft......my brother and I happened to stumble upon an old Valentine's card from our father to our mother, I'm guessing from a fairly early stage in their marriage.
The front of the card said 'Love is...', so we keenly opened it to see what secrets our dear father could pass onto us. To our horror, we discovered a crudely constructed pop-up penis and the word 'peanu(t)s'.
So proud, so proud.
(, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 17:30, Reply)
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