Too much informationRakky writes "A friend of mine, when quizzed why she was late to the pub, announced 'I was at accident and emergency, having a stuck tampon removed. They had to have a right old dig around for it.' Suffice to say, no one was interested in their Scampi Fries after that."
When have you shared just that little too much?
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chthonic, Thu 6 Sep 2007, 10:09)
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...wank face...Probably not what you're thinking from the title, but please read on...
Was at dinner with my lovely MsLessMiserable, and my brother and his wifey. I think we were playing scrabble when someone put down a mildly disgusting word (we were playing the version where you get extra points for this). I pulled a mock disgusted face, at which point, my better half points and me and cries, "Thats the same face he pulls when I catch him wanking in the shower!"
My brother leapt to my defence and informed MsLessMiserable that what she had said had gone beyond a point and should not be uttered ever again. My sister in law hid her face and has not looked me in the eye since. And my lovely partner still giggles about it and threatens to say it again to more people.
The worst thing is, she made it up. She has never caught me wanking in the shower, and if she has, I don't know about it. Which makes me wonder why I would have a shocked disgusted expression on my mush during an act of self love...
(, Mon 10 Sep 2007, 2:54, Reply)
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