Here's a TMI for you...
Last weekend my girlfriend and I replaced the countertops in our kitchen with ceramic tile and a slab of granite. It took immense effort on our part (and we still have some finishing touches to do), but by and large it's done.

The way you do it, for those not in the know, is to cut plywood to size, then cut concrete backer board to the same size, then attach it to the cabinets- generally by means of some very long screws or some sort of adhesive. You then use adhesive grout to attach the tiles to the concrete board.

So tonight I was looking at a porn clip that was posted on another site, and it featured a blonde being thoroughly rogered on a ceramic tile countertop. As the guy was pounding away, they pulled back to show a view from below- and as they did so, my attention was drawn to their construction technique more than to their fucking technique.

I'm rather frightened by this.
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Mon 10 Sep 2007, 4:48, Reply)