Happened to a mate at work.....
..."S" stayed at a posh country hotel in England somewhere where his cousin had a half-decent wedding. Once the wedding was done and evening party burnt out, everyone retired to thier rooms which were upstairs from the festivities.

"S" and his wife retired to thier room and as they were going in noticed that his 60 year old uncle was staying in the room next to them, said gnight to him and his partner as they entered the suite. "S" and wife both start to fall asleep....then the knocking begins. Not on thier door though, oh no, on thier wall. Twas the headrest from the dodgy uncle's room next door, which was immediately situated behind they're own headrest with a paper-thin wall seperating them.

They heard and felt every single grunt as it quite literally shock thier own headrest, and this apparently eventually built up to a crescendo of the uncle screaming "....urgh....urgh....ohhhh...urghhh....I LOVE YOU uuurrrrrrrrggggghhhh...." before the silence finally took over.

Lovely.

"S" did piss himself laughing telling us though in work; the next morning they all had to eat breakfast with the uncle downstairs, while trying not to burst out laughing at him.
( Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 10 Sep 2007, 8:43, Reply)